Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011

Mad dick

A bothersome act or event

Jake: Hey man can I get my scooter back
Bill: nah yo it’s gone
Jake: mad dick yo, lemme get some money for it
Bill:mad dick nah
Jake: bro what do you had the scooter mad dick
Bill:

by the mystery nigga August 26, 2021

Mad Sox

This is when two men get two monkeys and get them to have hardcore sexual contact.

Dude, We should have mad sox!

by Chaza5 September 24, 2016

mad gaudy

An exclaimation at shockingly tasteless acts of flashyness

Mike: Did you see Mike's new BMW with the huge chrome rims?
Dave: Yeah dude, it's mad gaudy

by LemonairePaides May 22, 2010

mad fit

When you have a smexy outfit

Damnnnnnnn did you see what she wore to the party yesterday? That was a mad fit.

by Jennafinch5 November 5, 2019

Mormon Mad

When a mormon is mad they start slamming or hitting things instead of taking it out on others.

When Joseph gets mormon mad , he usually assaults the wall with pillows

by GodOfOranges May 20, 2017

mad birds

Wearing Hollister brand clothing on a regular basis

Yo slut you got mad birds

by the guy who invents words September 26, 2010