Little hulton

Little Hulton, also known as LH, is a small shit hole containing a combo of council estates in Salford, Manchester. If you’re looking for a vacation here, I hope you have got your trivago receipt as you may have mistakened it for somewhere else, as LH is not exactly a tourist hotspot. The only tourist attractions here will not attract you but they will probably try to get onto you via snapchat by sending you a picture of them with a joint inbetween their fingers with their EA7 tracksuit on and their hand down their pants asking for a shag, spelt wrong. Walking around will lead to you witnessing bare roadmen stood in groups in random car parks who stink of richmond cigs which they just robbed from premier shop, wearing kings will dream tracksuit, nike air max, a shit £2 chain from shop on precinct and talking about aitch and how they’re going to shank or shag your mum, and spitting bars from grime. Buses which go through LH are the 68, 36, 551, 553 and 38. LH borders with other shitholes: farnworth, bolton, walkden, etc. The best part of little Hulton is the exit, if you are able to exit due to you being dead because of the daily shankings, shootings and robbings.

Non-LHer: Hi, can I get directions out of Little Hulton please?

Dylan: suck you’re mum u fucking slag i will shank u dissing man’s cuntry do 1

by topshager February 20, 2020

Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020

Little California

Austin, Texas. They aren't really Texans. They basically are Californians.

I went to little California.

by n.swoop July 11, 2020

little scissors

2 promiscuous and inquisitive young Mexican girls skipping catechism and exploring the bliss of lesbianism.

The 2 young girls skipped catechism and confession and ordered up some Little Scissors on their own behalf.

by Luther Vandy August 22, 2020

Little Boy Blue

When you stick your finger in someone's butthole and then stick it in their mouth.

Yo, I gave my girl a Little Boy Blue last night and she said "Oh what a good boy am I!"

by NightStalker0812 December 18, 2020

Little Rod Rodney

Someone with a tiny penis that won't satisfy anyone even if he tried. Can be used also to describe someone with a useless weapon/object that won't be of any use. Simply can be used as just useless, unsatisfying or weak.

1) How was sex with Matthew the other night Stacey?
He was a 'Little Rod Rodney'
Oh I'm so sorry for you

2) Is the bronze dagger any good?
Nah man it's a 'Little Rod Rodney'

by SupremeKaiMyGuy January 4, 2021

Little Bunny

Conny's rabbit and the thing that brought Emma and Norman to the truth.

No cap this little ugly rabbit has the biggest forehead ive ever seen like WHY YOU NEED THAT MUCH HEAD? YOU ARE A BUNNY-

Emma: wheres little bunny?
Norman: dead.

by The mayors prize bowling ball March 1, 2021