Juan

That horse on a balcony

“Man have you seen that Juan meme?”

by simp_master_14 November 20, 2020

big Juan

Top tier knob glazer .Also might be Hendersonville biggest simp . Gets on his knees for big cock Dan .

Did you see that big Juan got all the gravy work this week . Yeah it’s because he glazed big cock Dan

by Papi124 May 7, 2024

Juan

Juan is an introverted boy, but cool. He is a person who gives you security and confidence. He is very beautiful inside and out. His aura is strong and positive. You could be by his side without mentioning a word but strangely you would be comfortable and calm. We all deserve a Juan in our lives. His very presence makes many happy. He is smart, kind and cute.

Juan is probably the kindest and calmest guy you will ever meet.

- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!

by absmt November 21, 2021

Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”

by Juan Star November 16, 2022

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.

I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

11:11

by PeriquitaPeriquito February 23, 2024

Ray-Juan

Man with pig penis

Man with pig penis that is used for sex.
Ray-Juan is a beauty man.

by James11113 June 4, 2023

Juan de Dios

Juan de Dios is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juan de Dios is basically perfect.

Juan de Dios or Juan del Diablo

by Donky kong the ape November 22, 2021