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JEREMY CLARK

1. A combination-phrase/name of a certain CELEBRITY HAIR STYLIST; the first name JEREMY is thought to be a reference to RON JEREMY. The last name, CLARK, references a popular brand of PIRATE boots and/or footwear.

2. The initials "JC" often imply a royal ancestry that can be traced from JARVIS COCKER to JESUS CHRIST.

3. A combination of the name: JEREMY, derived from the ancient AZTEC (pronounced: Ass-Tech) word for telling a whopper: JEREMIAH. And the word CLARK, which refers to a disguised Super-Hero in a phone booth. IE: "To be a CLARK KENT Lit. Translation: "A Lying-AZTEC-Disguised-as-a-Friendly-Journalist."

4. Can also be used in reference to someone with PROPHETIC powers and a cartoon alter-ego Caped Crusader. Ie: "He who speaketh of naked-ness, yet remaineth caped." From the OLD TESTAMENT Apocryphal Erotic Book Series: "CLARK KENT HAS A HUGE JEREMIAH!" and the NEW TESTAMENT: "THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF JEREMY IN CLARKSON."

5. A rumoured SHADOW PIRATE, and devoted PASTAFARIAN disguised as a mellow-mannered HAIR STYLIST from NORTH HOLLYWOOD.

6. A deadly pirate who likes to scalp his victims employing a scissor-move with 2 swords.
Girl 1: "I hear he has a large JEREMY...."
Girl 2: "And I love that he wears CLARKS... I'd let him walk all over me!"

Favorite Quote: "I am not JESUS. But I have the same initials....

Overheard in a bar: "Jeremy Clarked in my face last night right after he took all my BOOTY. After which he dubbed me his one-eyed PIRATE PRINCESS and smacked me in the nose with his SWORD.

Response: "That's DIRTY Sanchez. Go wash your face."
by MR JERKY LACE January 22, 2010
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Jeremy

Cunt face mc cunt bucket. Likes to jerk off dogs, and flash his testes everywhere he goes. Most likely to have public sex
Dude why did you pull off a jeremy... That was disgusting
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Jeremy is one of the ugliest kid with acne and glasses. His pimples are always full of puss and has the longest forehead imaginable.

also know as an acne monster.
damn that boy looking like a Jeremy
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Jeramya

A beautiful smart loyal and loving girl she will always have your back no matter what!! She tends to attract all the boys and has a smile that will light up the room she sometimes has a lot of weight on her shoulders because people often take her for granted or think she can handle it. my advice to you is to find you a Jeramya like her and don't let her float away
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He is a stupid cunt that likes sucking niggers off he is a dumb cunt that also thinks he is cool but in reality is gay
THAT KID MUST BE JEREMY HE IS A NIGGER THAT THINKS HE IS COOL
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Supah Jew Jeremy

The Supah Jew Jeremy is the skinniest jew you will ever meet. Not only is he bald, but he is also jewish (do those even go together, that curly headed fuck.)

But anyways, this kid gets some straight up pussy holmes, just kidding he sucks a lot of penis. His mom and sister are also pretty hot as shit. And the Supah Jew Jeremy likes licking their assholes.
"That Supah Jew Jeremy ate all the pancakes at the pancake breakfast."
"God that Supah Jew Jeremy has the biggest vagina in the world, and it smells like the inside of my penis."
"Hey, Supah Jew Jeremy, your mom gave some great jewish head last night." :)
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a sexy black man, who is extremely smart, a major kiss ass, and is very sarcastic.
Jeremy is so sexy.
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