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Italian Wedding

A mixture of turds and toilet paper after the toilet doesnt flush properly.
Man, I just left an Italian Wedding in Tippy's bathroom!
by K. Curtains November 12, 2010
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Italian Stallion

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Bitches call me the Italian Stallion cuz I'm hung like a horse and they ride me all night!
by Nate June 6, 2003
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Italian

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What's true/what's false about us:
1. Italians have at least 5 children
2. Italian-Americans are like Italian
3. Family ties are important. We are crazy about Italian food (pizza, pasta, tiramisù, gelato and all the rest)
4. Spaghetti with meatballs is an Italian dish.

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1. Totally false. The avarage is like 1 child (MAX. 2). we have one of the lowest growth birth on earth.
2. False!! We perceive them as sort of 'strangers', mixed up cretures that just speak two or three Italian words (or worse an old local southern dialect!!!) and do not have any idea of what Italy has become.
3. That's true. :)))
4. Whaaaaaat???? this is really offensive. I've never seen anything like that in Italy in 30 years. When I first saw that dish in the USA I almost puked. And also the ZITI: they are used in southern Italy (and I didn't know they existed till I saw them in the USA). The most common type of pasta is penne or spaghetti.
Anyway... the idea you have from Italy abroad derives mostly from southern Italian people, or what they were like 40 years ago (as you probably know there is a huge difference between southrn and northern Italy). Mafia does not exist in central and northern Italy, I know about it as much as an avarage American does.
an Italian is an Italian is an Italian is an Italian
by Elena______ January 11, 2006
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by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003
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Italian Truck Stop

When all of your friends come over to your house and shit on you while you sleep.
Goddammit, they gave me another Italian truck stop!

COLIN SUCKS ASS
by DRRASH November 18, 2011
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Italian geyser

When you cum not only in a girls mouth but also on her tits.
Vito: Hey did u hear that Tony gave Kayla an Italian geyser!

Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.

Vito: Hell yeah.
by yankees2738 January 2, 2014
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Italian pogo

When someone breaks into a stranger's house and puts their ass on the stranger's face. The ass is moved up and down gently like a Pogo stick.
"Last night I broke into David's house and gave him the Italian pogo." "Wow, he was so lucky."
by ImInYourMomsBedroom February 10, 2015
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