Flid Stick

A long poking implement usually found strapped to the head of a Spastic to assist them in pressing computer keys and panic buttons also known as Mong Prong

Little Timmy's life has got so much better since we got him that Flid Stick, he spends all day on his laptop now tapping away like a Woodpecker with Parkinsons

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

Freedom Stick

A firearm used by the United States Military.

You like my nice big freedom stick, terrorist mothafucka?

by Amoux June 27, 2014

shizzle sticks

Stems off of the word "shizzles!" which is an exclamatory remark one makes when annoyed or upset.

Zoey: "oh shizzle sticks, I completely forgot the Science Test was today!"

Louis: "Shizzle Sticks motha fucka!"

by fpsdoodle January 25, 2009

Crack Stick

Another form of saying, masturbate, have sex with females, and to alleviate stress.

Adam: "Yo, George. You crack stick today?"

George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*

by vinzor5000 June 8, 2021

ugly stick

1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad

1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.

by Eduardo666 December 14, 2008

Ugly Stick

A humorous way of saying that someone is, or has become, ugly.

In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"

by two possum power March 5, 2008

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003