pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.

Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.

by Pastrami Salami April 21, 2011

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Minors cave

A perfectly shaped arse

That arse looks like a minors cave

by Cunted March 04, 2023

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Flooding the cave

When you cum inside her and then immediately proceed to piss inside her pussy.

1: Dude, I was flooding the cave with Rachel last night!
2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned July 16, 2021

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Throw a rock in your cave

When you obtain a home equity loan to raise enough down payment to have the vehicle loan approved by a bank. It comes from the cave man days of having rocks in his cave which decreased his square living space.

The finance manager at the automobile dealership told Billy Jack to go "throw a rock in your cave" when Billy Jack could not raise enough down payment for approval of a loan on his Corvette.

by 00NKB July 17, 2024

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