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dinner

when its late and he gets hungry,
messes around the cleaned up kitchen,
spills the cans and glasses,
leaves stains and splashes,
spits in the sink,

breaks the dishes,
slices the meat,
burns the pan
and falls asleep

before the first bite.
we had a late dinner tonight. it was quite nice.
by Krkič April 16, 2019
mugGet the dinnermug.

Kid dinner

Mark: I’m so hungry I could have a kid dinner.
Steve: what is wrong with you, you Cannibal!
by bobswift August 5, 2019
mugGet the Kid dinnermug.

Girl Dinner

A meal that involves no cooking. This is because they are so inept or simply can’t. They will tell you they’re “too busy to cook” , but the reality is they sooo bad at it even they won’t eat what they cook. Most likely because they know it would kill em if they did.
How do you tell a man you can’t cook in two words? say “ Girl dinner
by Gravy 6 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Girl Dinnermug.

Dinner our dinner

Phrase often seen used in tiktok comments after 10 pints. Users can often be seen to comment 'you up' to female accounts
We couldn't dinner our dinner today
by Topshagger96 March 7, 2022
mugGet the Dinner our dinnermug.

juul dinner

The act of not eating dinner, butt instead using nicotine from a Juul to suppress your appetite.
Mike: Hey bro, I had chicken parm last night, what’d you eat?
Ben: I didn’t get any food, i had a Juul dinner.
by sknnylgnd August 17, 2019
mugGet the juul dinnermug.

dinner with Cthulhu

(Idiom) To conspire with an evil entity to commit a malicious act only to realize later that you were the one being prayed upon all along; often said when actions are done to spite one group with the results being detrimental to your own.

(See own the libs)
The right thought they could have dinner with Cthulhu by sowing mistrust in the vaccine and public health officials, but this backfired spectacularly. Now they must scramble to reverse the damage done because no one trusts anything they say anymore.

They thought they could weaken our faith in the government by feeding into conspiracy theories about poison and mind control. Little did they know, their little dinner with Cthulhu would result in lives lost for their own.
by Onat-ural December 22, 2021
mugGet the dinner with Cthulhumug.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her
“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave
by Maviles June 16, 2018
mugGet the Breakfast, lunch and dinnermug.

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