Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.
by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024
Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 18, 2022
When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.
Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
texas peach
by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013
by anonymous423556 November 03, 2009
What shaggy-maned males prefer as a follow-up after a 'New York Steamer'. Many instances of 'peach fantasies' result in workplace sexual harassment claims. May also mean something as simple as a 'Peach Fanta'
"Hey, I also want a peach fantasy"
"So you are saying you want a peach fantasy to go along with your New York Steamer... I feel uncomfortable"
"I know"
"So you are saying you want a peach fantasy to go along with your New York Steamer... I feel uncomfortable"
"I know"
by The Prestigomo December 03, 2013
When my ex got home with his new girlfriend I was on the couch with his roommates smoking weed. I yelled: “Welcome to your peach flavourtown facefuck!”
by TheGreatRandolfo October 16, 2020
When my ex got home with his new girlfriend I was on the couch with his roommates smoking weed. I yelled: “Welcome to your peach flavourtown facefuck!”
by TheGreatRandolfo October 16, 2020