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Bus Hobo

A person who's always on the bus that grabs stranger's breasts or groins.

Bus Hoboing: The act of grabbing a stranger's breasts or groins on the bus
'That dude so bus hoboed me today!!'

'I wanna bus hobo her!!'
by GRELLSUTCLIFFE November 3, 2011
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Hobo Glovin'

The act of wearing cloth fingerless gloves in public
"Ollie, I see you're Hobo Glovin' it today"

"Yeah, I figured I'd wear them today"
by Shadow the Hellspawn November 23, 2011
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Hobo

A verb, meaning to knock over or spill.
Don't hobo my drink!

Oh fuck, I've hoboed my Guinness all over my keyboard.
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Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
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hobo joed

When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror
Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.
by Megatron94xo June 16, 2023
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Hobo goblin

Doctor: you have low hobo goblin levels

You: awh man
by Green hairbrush June 21, 2023
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The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."
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