Canada's history

a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

It takes FOREVER to do Canada's history right. And you smell of syrup for days.

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.

Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.

by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act where a French man poops into the vagina of a Canadian woman.

In Germany, there a fetish magazines dedicated to Canada's History!

by n0divisi0n February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sex act inflicted on the United States by Stephen Colbert.

"I got herpes exploring Canada's History."

by abaum February 4, 2010

Canada's History

To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.

That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.

by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010

Canada's History

When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.

Wayne Gretzky showed Canada's History to Snarf from Thundercats.

by 28403 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.

Man 1: Dude, i heard that girl was part of Canada's history.
Man 2: (Vomit)

by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010