Herbert

Herbert a short 4”9 guy who has a big forehead and enjoys watching hentai on vrv.

Guy 1: yo look it’s a short dude with an ahegao sweater

Guy 2: he must be a herbert

by Nigggggerhiggggger1347 November 24, 2019

herboggle

to have trouble breathing in the shower. Showers typically never last longer than 11 minutes, because of increased chance of sudden death

My best friend, Randisimo, was found dead in the shower today after he herboggled all over the place.

by Randisimo November 29, 2019

Herbie

Herbies are usually introverts with deep problems they’ll NEVER let out, but that’s what makes them complex and thoughtful. The deep things that go on inside of them just make them better at keeping a good, stable relationship. He can make you laugh when you’re down and listen to you vent your girly problems.

Girl1: I have such a loooooving Boyfreind!
Girl2: OMG Who?!
Girl1: It’s Herbie!
Girl2: Luckyyyy

by Mouldy Bacon December 14, 2019

Herbie

Herbies are really good friends and could care for you until you died. They have deep dark secrets buried inside of them, and by the looks of it they’re hiding in the pp. While Herbies are rare, they’re well worth the hunt.

Girl1: OMG My Herbie is such a legend! He’ll eat my ass all night!! Sometimes he does get a little off though...

by Mouldy Bacon December 14, 2019

herbahlerr

A word used to describe the weird kid in class who wore a suit to school.

Herbahlerr can also be used to describe someone with annoying, racist, queer-phobic, or sexist behaviors and remarks. Since the word is so unknown, it will cause the receiver to become confused.

"Wow, that guy is such a sexist, authoritarian turd. He's such a herbahlerr!"

by justacollegekidmakingupshit February 14, 2020

Herbed

Any feeling you can’t describe

Oh my god I’m so herbed

by Lissy reed February 18, 2020

Herbzy

Your good for nothing neighourhood player. He be speaking to multiple girls and they know he’s bad news but they don’t care cause he keeps things interesting and has good dick.

Girl 1 : I fell in love with a herbzy out of all niggas
Girl 2 : Giirrlll, your dumbbass done fucked up

by Jakowski Bratowski April 3, 2020