Skip to main content

Winchester Hard

Winchester Hard is when someone in Winchester, Tennessee acts hard on the phone, but is a puss cake when it comes to dealing with business in person. Basically, a person who is Winchester Hard is all talk and no step. Fucking pussies.
Ella: “Wow! John isn’t about it in person, he only talks shit on the phone

Chanse: “ He must be Winchester Hard. Just look at his fit!”
by PeePee Butthole April 20, 2020
mugGet the Winchester Hardmug.

Shit is hard

When something doesn't go as planned, humiliating happens, or you fail at something.
"Did you hit that broad last night?"

"Nah man, after third base she told me she stopped with one night stands"

"Shit is hard"

"I know"
by blundboy October 3, 2011
mugGet the Shit is hardmug.

hard work

1) description of a task that requeires (too) much effort to complete.

2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
1)

" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "

2)

" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
by Jeffrey Douglas December 12, 2008
mugGet the hard workmug.

hard serve

the opposite of soft serve ice cream, have to scoop it with the ice cream scooper, usually 2-3 scoops is good.
Can I have a cone of hard serve cookie dough?
by Mr. Scooper October 5, 2005
mugGet the hard servemug.

try hard hard core

a try hard hardcore is some one who thinks he is 'hardcore' but really isnt. They often have no or few freinds and listen to 'cool' music in their standards. They also lye alot about geting laid and smoking drugs but their too wussy to do so
that guy is a try hard-hardcore, hes never done anything like that in his life
by King ReA April 14, 2005
mugGet the try hard hard coremug.

hard heat

Arguably the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema. Written, produced, AND directed by none other than the world reknowned Dudley Langenegger: the paisley robe wearing, cigar puffing, brandy swilling, fez wearing, philanthropist of the 21st century.
Dude #1: Dude! Have you seen "Hard Heat" yet?
Dude #2: Oooh yeah! It is without doubt the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema!
by maximus cornelius May 22, 2006
mugGet the hard heatmug.

Fallopian Hard-on

When a single female pre-occupied with the possibility of not bearing a child in her life time, openly lusts for a man whom she would normally not acknowledge when his young child is present. It is believed that the woman is so desperate that she would overlook any perceived faults the man may have based on his ability to spawn cute children. This feeling may be so intense that some women will report the sensation of their ovaries throbbing.
That girl was willing to overlook the fact that i smell like a European and drive a car worth less than $500. She must be sporting a Fallopian hard-on.
by Horatio/Nelson November 23, 2009
mugGet the Fallopian Hard-onmug.

Share this definition