Hair whiplash

When you try to flip your hair and you give yourself wiplash.

WTF I just hair whiplashed myself and it feels like I broke my neck

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Modelesque Hair

Lit AF Hair Company selling 100% Virgin hair

Becky was slaying with her Modelesque Hair that she got from modelesquehair.com

by qihcsvc July 2, 2017

Mystery Hair

That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.

Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.

(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).

by overanalyzer November 28, 2012

Pineapple Hair

The green stuff on top of a pineapple that is its hair.

Uh... what is it called...? Let's just call it pineapple hair - anix

by Bread21 June 16, 2020

Hurricane Hair

Hairstyle for young men, characterized by sweeping tendrils of diagonal hair across the forehead and side of the face.

If I open up another magazine and see one more boy with that hurricane hair I'm gonna lose my lunch.

by DLucasSki January 30, 2009

eyebrow hair

The brown bush things on on top of Mr.Krab’s eyes. No one knows what they are called, but with my mind, I have decided that they are eyebrows.

SPONGE BOY ME BOB!!!!! Is this eyebrow hair on me eyes?

by Potatoes are purple November 27, 2019

hair of the bull

" Hair of the bull" just like hair of the dog when you drink alcohol too much one day and have your first drink when you are hungover. Same thing when you drink too many Red Bulls and you can sleep and wake up tired and feeling like crap and you have anouther Red Bull on the morning. "Hair of the Bull"

Why are having a Red Bull so early ? I NEED A LITTLE HAIR OF THE BULL TO MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL

by Drvman June 22, 2018