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Power Gooning

Excessive obsession over powergaming and trying to exploit or minmax any system possible, most notably a video game.
All you do is speak about how to break the game balance with mechs, this ain't this is now power gooning!
by DrTuxedo May 20, 2025
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Moon Gooning

A Texan nocturnal adventure ritual held during the full moon, characterized by a unique blend of moonlit exploration and communal bonding. Participants gather under the expansive Texas sky to embrace the night, engaging in activities such as camping, storytelling, and indulging in local cuisine, all bathed in the mystical glow of the moon.

Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.
Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."
by Hilarious Harry November 19, 2023
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Goon

A synonym for vagina.

A large marble.
Ay I’ve been chasing to much goon in the club and not enough fishing.
by Beeves November 14, 2022
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goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)
"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"
by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024
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Moon Gooning

The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.
Hey Dallas let's go moon Gooning tonight!
by Tyronerny November 14, 2023
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Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms
Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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Dirty Gooning

The act of jerking off while you are taking a shit.
Usually done by guys named Joe.
Raul caught Joe Dirty Gooning in the restroom.
by FOCKER 6 July 5, 2025
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