Gooch

The perineum, usually in people with penises.

I had to have electrolysis all over my gooch before GRS.

by Took the red pill (Premarin) March 8, 2023

gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

Gooch

(n.) Slur for a multiracial person.

(adj.) Slur for a person with multiracial identity.

(v.) “Gooching.” When a person with a multiracial identity acts up. Considered derogatory.

“When I told my classmates I was multiracial, they called me a gooch.”

by goochmaster3000 August 3, 2022

The Gooch

Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.

From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."

by PrettyLittleBambi May 9, 2021

whole grain gooch

The salty sweat that comes off your nugs after a hard activity and is rubbed off on a potato chip for a tasty snack

Gary whole grain Gooch is just what I needed on my chips when I got home from school

by anacondacot7 May 6, 2016

Simracer's Gooch

The awful condition that occurs when unfit simracers exert themselves heavily while driving, and after a few too many laps in a pressure situation they succumb to the flood. A shower and some fresh underwear is the only cure for this affliction.

Someone call an ambulance for Michael, he's just done a triple stint chasing down the leader and he's dying from simracer's gooch.

by doodle127 March 21, 2022

Gapping Gooch

Someone named Calvin mourning

Calvin has a gapping Gooch

by any announcements February 19, 2025