going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

Going to O'Connor's

coming down from a weed high

Me: Dude, every time we've been coming down from a high we've been at O'Connor's.
Tess: Wow, you're right. Well, O'Connor sucks almost as much ass as coming back down from a high, so let's just call it going to O'Connor's!
Me: Sounds like a plan.

by sssssc September 14, 2008

Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.

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by falolout August 4, 2010

going Massie

To go hard while doing something, typically while eating food while high.

Dude, I'm about to go Massie on this food.

He was totally going Massie on that monster cookie last night.

by Rudy Higher March 28, 2011

going to jail

Normally used when the subject is jailbait but has other uses, like when a particularly bad idea is suggested.

Gwen: Be warned, I was the oldest person at the Mae show last time.
Christopher: Woohoo! Goin' to jail!

gMan: Hey, let's go smoke bowls in front of the police station.
Killa: Aw hell, goin' to jail!

by killa cam July 18, 2004

going to texas

getting high, smoking up, getting stoned, doing drugs, getting mesed up, smoking mary-jane,

let's smake this blunt and go to Texas.

by BaileyNicole August 3, 2005

Going Danish

To go for some pastry

Later on we'll go and get coffee and we'll be going Danish

by Nick hadziannis October 4, 2007