Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.

The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020

Gary

Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...

Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?

by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021

Gary

A word used by roadmen to refer to mdma pills

Lad u wanna drop a Gary later

by Mr_heccing_fantastic February 15, 2020