Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022

The fuckin'

Adjective

The person/thing at the top of their/its game (the best of the best).

Everything else is measured against the fuckin'.

Comes from the key part of the sentence when describing awesome things "It's (the fuckin') best!"

Synonyms: G.O.A.T etc.

"O.M.G! How good was that?!"

"Yeah, it was the fuckin'!"

"O.M.G! How good was that?!"

"Yeah, it was the fuckin'!"

by A Hazardous Experience September 21, 2025

Fuckin Johnny

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.

Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again

by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022

fuckin duck

when you try to say fuckin fuck but you click the wrong thing.

i forgot my poop! FUCKIN DUCK

by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 13, 2022

Dildo Fuckins

a state of mind

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!

by McDinolds May 14, 2017

Ya eatin al tha fuckin rashens

When someone is very angry about someone scranning all the rashens

"This is some good food"-person 1
"YA EATIN AL THA FUCKIN RASHENS"-Person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Deadbeat Fuckin' Retard

A guy who doesn't work, doesn't support his children or pay his bills and is a total mental case.

Some deadbeat fuckin' retard just got a ticket and isn't able to afford it, HAHAHAHAHA!!!

by ackerman_tyler June 9, 2025