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have you ever had a home just for it to get raped by your dads hamsters because you wanted to fuck your step cousin while watching sausage party on Netflix and cum so hard you turn her brown eyes white?
thats what it feels like to drive a ford f-150
have you ever had a home just for it to get raped by your dads hamsters because you wanted to fuck your step cousin while watching sausage party on Netflix and cum so hard you turn her brown eyes white?
thats what it feels like to drive a ford f-150
man i had the best dream that i was driving a ford f-150 last night and found my step cousin,
did you fuck?
yeah i pounded her like a monkey wrench on a Cummins engine
did you fuck?
yeah i pounded her like a monkey wrench on a Cummins engine
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Get the Ford mug.An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
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