Free Monkeys

to be in a good, great or beyond great mood or feeling. Ecstatic.

Happy

"I just got a raise today... Free Monkeys!"

"Blues Traveler is playing a free concert today? Sweet! Free Monkeys!!"

by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

Free Guy

An entity/player in a server/game that is not bound by the standards/rules.

Yep, Tommy owns the server and you will probably see his avatar while you’re playing. You can’t blow him up! He’s the Free Guy.

by Grendels Skull August 14, 2021

free surfing

not caught up by all the same old stuff, that causes you to hit all the same old websites, in the same old order... just because that's what you are used to doing. Looking at the Internet in a new way, like it's the first time again and you're still not used to it.

I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.

by holdenn August 31, 2007

Free Therapy

Relates to an Ass Kickin that is administered (usually in an abandoned house)that gives you a new perspective on life.
Free Therapy
Inquire Within

Boy that Free Therapy is great,it's really got me thinkin right!

by The Wiznit April 25, 2006

free lock

Putting a bike lock through one wheel and around the frame (as opposed to through the frame and around some immovable object) preventing the bike from being rolled (but not carried away).

Oh, that's OK, you can take that post, I'll just free lock over here.

by paulcintoronto October 1, 2008

sober free

Means you're always smoking, drinking, always partying, an everyday high.

The homie stays (SOBER FREE) everyday.

by networth1 October 24, 2015

Free Points

A person who thinks they are good at volleyball because their brother is good at it. They also like to "have some vape", drink it, because they are too stupid to know what vaping is.

Alex: Hey twoz, you good at volleyball?
Twoz: Im the best player
Alex: No bro, you're Free Points

by IDon'tLike October 6, 2016