all-time fit

Is an outfit, which you wear very often

A:“omg you‘re wearing this outfit so often“
B:“yeah, it’s my all-time fit“

by honeymoonlove July 20, 2018

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by Quirkyfamily November 24, 2021

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

by barry_tje November 28, 2025

Wii fitting

Purposely not opening someone’s message

I’m wii fitting Ben because I don’t really want to talk to him

by Jen Morton February 5, 2023

false fit

something that was fake

Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.

by JustTrey January 16, 2023

Mickey Fit

1. the best fit in the game; a secret fit used to drip out hard

created by @mynamesbernard

Dave: Yo what's that mans wearing? Looks so UGLY!
Jordan: Are you dumb? That's Mickey Fit! The best fit in the game!
Dave: omg i just realised, i am so sorry. Mickey Fit was so drippy it blinded me.

by beekaybegay June 7, 2020