Dick fanning

The act of peasant women fanning the genital area of a man, who believes that he is a king, with large palm leaves.

Past tense: dick fanned

Zach really loves a good dick fanning.

by Pimpdaddy08 July 18, 2020

Team fan

A dedicated individual who devotes time and money to his/her team.

Randy is a team fan of the jets and dedicates himself to them.

by Andy the stelcy July 30, 2006

Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

FAN ARMOR

When a character has no real importance to a story anymore or any arc to complete, yet can't die due to current/future fan service.

"Why didn't more main characters die in GoT Season 8: Episode 3?"
"FAN ARMOR"

by Boredbomber1 April 29, 2019

iffy fan

equivalent to dumb fuck

stop licking those coconuts you iffy fan
you got a 50 on that test? youre an iffy fan
you cant roll with us you iffy fan

by hellyes6788 July 24, 2017

Landwagon Fan

A landwagon fan is different than a bandwagon fan as with a landwagon fan they like a team, and wear that teams apparel, that is local to them YET they know nothing about the team and don't even know when their "favorite" team even plays.

Someone who lives in Boston and "likes" the Red Sox and finds out that they won the World Series either by accidently flicking through TV channels and seeing highlights of the final game on SportsCenter by accident or a friend tells them.

Somewhere in Boston or near Boston...

Actual Fan: "Dude! The Red Sox finally won the World Series! The curse is over!! YES!!!!!!"

Landwagon Fan: "What? No fucking way! when was the game? And what curse are you talking about?"

by Miami13 June 9, 2005

Top Fan

Being a top fan is nothing special. Since it can be obtainable by simply existing in a group and use Facebook as if you have nothing else to do. They often refer themselves as memelords. But really they are normies tagging their friends and suckling their own inflated ego.

Joe: wow, I became a Top Fan of Mike Hunts Waffles. Let's see the other Top Fans.

*Sees the other comments and promptly throws up*

by JunoPrime April 12, 2020