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Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.
I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009
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Fake Football

The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.
Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?

Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!

Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
by mike 90210 September 16, 2008
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Fake blood

A group of 1-4 kids who act tuff smoke weed and fuck sluts. Primarily 8th graders named jack or joe. Fake bloods often threaten people for no reason and think their life is hard. They probably have shitty parents and are the most popular people in school because everybody else is a dumb ass as well
Person 1- hey did you hear about how jack dropped his juul in the toilet he’s so stupid.

Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..
by Fact spitter nwms October 30, 2019
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Fake Drake

can you believe these look alikes getting famous we call them fake drake
by ovo tingz September 2, 2022
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fake definition

Inaccurate definition of terms previously accurately defined in Urban Dictionary that are used for deceptive purposes.
The most recently stated definition of {boofed or Devil's triangle are examples of a fake definition as well as perjury when defined that way under oath.
by GEK October 2, 2018
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fake finish

A Fake Finish Is When Your Partner Is Aroused Enough To Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You, But Can't Carry Out With Ejaculation In The End.
Dude, Jessica And I Were Banging Last Night And I Couldn't Finish.... So I Fake Finished
by Lilbelladonna July 26, 2017
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fake giveaway

A giveaway that is mostly a virus. It does not give the downloader a prize except for a virus... FUN...
The youtube user fell for a fake giveaway in the comments.
by woahDudeWow July 13, 2017
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