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The Illusion of Facebook

The theory that Facebook is just like heroin.

Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.

Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Guy #1: Bro theres a huge four kegger out at the lake tonight! Let's pick up some bitches and get shit faced!

Guy #2: Naw man I'm gonna stay in tonight and go on Facebook.. theres this girl thats going to be in my class at AU next year, I'm gonna rail her!

Guy #1: No, you're not. You're being deceived by the Illusion of Facebook.
by baller4 August 11, 2009
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facebook baggage

1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member

2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook
1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.

2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."
by snappyhappyone January 26, 2009
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Facebook Settling

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.
John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.
by Kmp73 January 1, 2010
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Facebook Chat

One of the most retarded chat's in history.....ever. It allows one to communicate with someone, while at the same time logging you on and off. Resulting in many users to express their hatred of facebook chat via status updates, simutaniously starting a conversation on your status....okay facebook...clearly your suck at the art of online chats!
why does facebook chat have to always suck balls?
by c.c_me October 1, 2010
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facebook skank

Anyone who has more than 1000 facebook friends.
Tiffany has like 1100 facebook friends...what a facebook skank!
by Joseph Garboyle December 8, 2010
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Facebook Five

A facebook five is when you give someone a high five through facebook.
Alex: "Fuck yeh i can go, Woop"
Salem: "YEAH ALEX, facebook five"
by bobothepanda May 6, 2009
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Facebook Lullaby

When you cannot fall asleep so you turn to facebook to lull you to sleep, therefore cutting down on the amount of sleep you would have gotten had you not went on facebook in the first place
Mark: dude you look like a sleepless zombie!
Brandon: ya I couldn't fall asleep last night and had to use the Facebook Lullaby
Mark: (knowing look) ahhh...
by CapnBadass August 23, 2011
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