Saying something vague on Facebook for attention. It's basically to get people to comment on your status or ask what's wrong. That's why it's a very attention whore like activity. However sometimes vaguerisms can indicate that they're posting about some one on their friends list and don't want to be obvious.
Susan Posts: Sometimes I just don't know anymore
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!
Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.
Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.
Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!
Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.
Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.
Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.
by RedPolkadot November 8, 2010
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2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook
2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook
1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.
2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."
2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."
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John:Man last night sucked so bad!
Bob:Why?
John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.
Bob:Why?
John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.
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Get the facebook skank mug.One of the most retarded chat's in history.....ever. It allows one to communicate with someone, while at the same time logging you on and off. Resulting in many users to express their hatred of facebook chat via status updates, simutaniously starting a conversation on your status....okay facebook...clearly your suck at the art of online chats!
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Get the Facebook Five mug.When you cannot fall asleep so you turn to facebook to lull you to sleep, therefore cutting down on the amount of sleep you would have gotten had you not went on facebook in the first place
Mark: dude you look like a sleepless zombie!
Brandon: ya I couldn't fall asleep last night and had to use the Facebook Lullaby
Mark: (knowing look) ahhh...
Brandon: ya I couldn't fall asleep last night and had to use the Facebook Lullaby
Mark: (knowing look) ahhh...
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