Eli Davis

The name of a male that gets no bitches and is typically very sizable or overweight.

Guy 1: “did you see that guy just get rejected by that ugly girl?”

Guy 2: “yea that’s just Eli Davis”

by CrustyPitas August 9, 2022

Eli (The best boyfriend)

Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.

1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)

by Joshua87 August 14, 2022

eli

my favourite person ever and my super awesome duper maducious emo lover

“do you love eli”
“YES”

by keiopipi August 21, 2022

eli

an eli is a sweetie. he is also a filthy street whore. an eli is most likely short with an under average peepee. he is very fruity yet very straight and is not afraid to be a judgy little queen. he sucks at fingering but apparently gives great head. he’s a good friend to have, but being his girlfriend is probably very scary. he’s a pretty good hookup as long as you keep his sausage fingers away from your puthé.

he totally went eli on my vagina i’m in so much pain

by marissajenkins September 12, 2022

Eli

A guy that acts like he's an amazing boyfriend when in reality, he's a douchebag and he can't treat a girl right. He also Is a controlling, manipulative, heartbreaking bastard.

B: I'm sorry your with eli

A: but I love eli he says: he's the best bf I can get"

by Taco6969765 September 12, 2022

Elis

Elis is a strong man, not depending on others but still likes to be social. Elis has big muscles and the biggest penis amongst all his friends. Elis also like tobacco in all shapes and forms. He is the definition of a Viking.

"Look at that strong man over there smoking his cigar"

"Yea omg, thats definitely an Elis, look at his muscles and his huge bulge in his pants"

"Oh yea, i love Elis"

by StrongJapaleno April 25, 2022

Ely

happiness, home, somebody you can lean your head on without them judging you, shiny like the stars in the sky.

„she makes me feel okay about myself, i love ely.“

by 미나 April 26, 2022