double-edging

a sexual act were u and your friend both have sexual contact with someone else at the same time,ie-spitroast,threesome.

hey jim how did you and baz get on the other night with that girl?
jim- good mate was good ended up double-edging!

by kintymaddog August 12, 2009

Bethanie Elaine Smith

The coolest of the coolest, beautiful, charming, and darn near perfect. One of the best girlfriends, lovers, wifes anyone could ever ask for

That girl would love to be a total Bethanie Elaine Smith

by Beatrice Smithe April 26, 2010

Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

Easter Egging

When one dips his testicles in warm candle wax.

Bro, have you ever been introduced to Easter Egging?
No, what is it?
You dip your balls in wax.
Karina and I are doing this tonight.

by deezmfnutsnigga November 1, 2015

Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward

Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..

by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016

Sr_eggin

The weirdest dude on iFunny. He sends so much weird shit on private gcs it’s insane. He looks like an egg and has many memes of himself he’s basically famous. You either hate or love this guy. And if you love him.. you’re wack.

“Bruh did you see what sr_eggin just sent?”
“Yeah bro, he’s so god damn weird. But he’s funny so it’s ok.”

by fuckingrard03 November 24, 2018

Dylan Elkins

Dylan is the coolest of the cool. He frequently disrupts class yet nobody minds as hes funny and creative as hell. He often blows many men in the bathroom, and loves when he gets anal from a whale. He loves huge black cock too.

Oh damn, I bet you love my dick, Dylan Elkins!

by Sullivanderous December 6, 2018