dutch oven on the dive

When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.

Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."

Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."

by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3

The new shitty game that Infinity Ward made. It will make you rage out of your freaking mind.

Boy 1 - "Yo do you think that IW will patch mw3 this time around?

Boy 2 - "Fuck he got me around that corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck call of duty modern warfare 3 imma go get skyrim

by UnDeRgRoUnD KiNg by Drake November 21, 2011

dutch garden

A prank in which a guy/gal would shave off his/her friends pubes and glue them to the friends doorknob
Warning: Only do while friend is wasted/baked out of thier minds

"Craig is such an asshole! Last night we got so fucked up and I passed out. In the morning, I was left with the mess and he planted a dutch garden on my doorknob. He is such a douchebag. I hope he gets AIDS."

by spoRTz man 190234 August 5, 2006

dutty slut

WARNING: LANGUAGE ADVISORY - EXPLICIT DESCRIPTION...under 18's not allowed

dirty slut
an expression for a wet-pussy whore who goes around fucking anything she can stick in that cunt!!!

I rimmed a dutty slut last night

by Master D August 21, 2004

dutch monkey

A select group of young men, typically between the ages of 15 and 25, who spend their days and nights in the endless pursuit of smoking blunt after blunt. Typical characteristics include posting up in cars, shotness, lack of money and an overall sense of worthlessness. These creatures can be found the world over, but particularly in New Haven, CT.

Seth is such a dutch monkey, this is his eigth blunt ride today.

by dtaft March 9, 2009

Dutchican

Half Dutch and half Mexican person or thing.

So where's the dad from? Holland. And the mom? Mexico... Ahh so it's a Dutchican baby!!!

by BinaryStar April 13, 2008

Dutch Letter

A huge S shaped shit, resembling the classic Pella, Iowa "Dutch Letter" pastry.

I asked her to give me a blumpkin, but then I surprised her with a "dutch letter" in the face.

by dznutz83 December 3, 2010