Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018

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WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of something So Bad that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & Tammy Faye Bakker makeup!?!?"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

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Denny's Dumpster Dive

A Denny's Dumpster Dive is when you put your tongue in someone's butt and lick around until you get shit on it, then you pull it out and swallow it. Preferably showing your partner it before swallowing.

John: "What did you do yesterday?"
Mark: "Of yeah yesterday I went for a Denny's Dumpster Dive on Annabelle"

by dumpsterdiver911 October 25, 2025

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