*crowley kisses aziraphale and the angel almost cries*
aziraphale: i forgive you.
crowley: don’t bother.
the viewers: THAT FUCKING DUMBASS ANGEL SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
aziraphale: i forgive you.
crowley: don’t bother.
the viewers: THAT FUCKING DUMBASS ANGEL SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
by krill-mikeself September 01, 2023
Everyone has been in dumbass mode at least once in their life. To enter dumbass mode, you have to say or do something utterly stupid. Examples include:
Failing a shiny pokemon
Kicking the kool kid
Cheating on your wife
microwaving your fork
falling down the stairs
Once you enter dumbass mode and do something stupid, cool points are subtracted until you successfully enter kool mode again.
Failing a shiny pokemon
Kicking the kool kid
Cheating on your wife
microwaving your fork
falling down the stairs
Once you enter dumbass mode and do something stupid, cool points are subtracted until you successfully enter kool mode again.
Jerry went into complete dumbass mode when he tried to kick the bully in the nuts. Jerry now regrets that.
by someone on the date of : April 16, 2019
When someone does, say, or simply is incredibly stupid that even dumbass can't describe their stupidity
"dude, Jake tries to push open a door when it literally has a sign which says pull"
"bruh what a fucking dumbass"
"bruh what a fucking dumbass"
by Gabtron August 27, 2023
MØNSTER-_-ADD!3T#8574
by pseudonym egg April 15, 2023
NFD or Non-Fungible Dumbass is a person who buys NFTs thinking they will uphold their value or will increase in value.
Person 1: Hey check out this NFT I bought!
Person 2: How much was it?
Person 1: $15,000 why?
Person 2: Do you really think it will uphold a value of 15,000 dollars?
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: You NFD (Non-Fungible Dumbass).
Person 2: How much was it?
Person 1: $15,000 why?
Person 2: Do you really think it will uphold a value of 15,000 dollars?
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: You NFD (Non-Fungible Dumbass).
by Vortex-One September 26, 2022
Some dumbass said I was a
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020
a big stupid fucking dumbass is someone who is stupid and a dumbass thus requiring the term big stupid fucking dumbass
that kid over there is a big stupid fucking dumbass
by iongaf January 21, 2025