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Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
by Bong Juice May 15, 2023
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Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
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Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
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Luh calm drip

That drip that just extravagant enough to also be viewed in a calm way too doe. Luh calm drip is the most dynamic outfit one could wear
Don’t tell me how to cut the xan cake Troy! You ain’t got Luh calm drip like me Fr.
by occultismDoesntHaveToBeSatanic November 22, 2023
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rick flair drip

An unexpected drip from penis, other symptoms such as painful urination and pain during sexual intercourse. This usually happens when a man fucks a dirty hooker or a closet whore raw.
I fucked your mother last night, her pussy is so much better than your sisters, when I woke up in the morning to take a piss, I was screaming man that bitch gave me the Rick Flair Drip!
by BitcoinBoatBoy March 9, 2024
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Gusto’s Drip

The nerdy-weird-gamerboy style that gets you thinking of 2014 Minecraft,YouTube shorts and cringey-quirky Temu buys.Gusto’s drip is mostly sweatpant shorts,quirky hoodies,blonde hair and the geeky type.
People with this type of drip are nice,friendly,but will still make you cringe,and are very honest and smart,and very loyal friends
“Look there!You clearly have Gusto’s Drip!”
“He has Gusto’s Drip!”
by Dogloverboy123Sheinlover April 29, 2024
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Bayou Lip Drip

The Bayou Lip Drip aka Mustache Mud Flap is a beer drinker’s method of adding a spicy finish to every sip of beer.

Step 1: Open a can of beer and remove tab
Step 2: Take tab and dip in beer then dab the tab to wet the area where your mustache contacts the can
Step 3: Dap 1/2 tsp of your favorite Cajun seasoning to the wetted area of the can
Step 4: After a drink, sip the beer/seasoning mixture from your stache for spicy finish.
Is that the devil’s crystal meth on your beer?
No Johnny, that’s a Cajun Mudflap.
You’re buddies thought your light beer was gay so they made you a bayou lip drip
by Adam_Ant86 February 6, 2026
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