While in missionary, you insert a vape into the vagina. While the vape is still in the pussy, you take a hit and blow the air into the spread open ass cheeks. Then she farts and you repeat until you get pink eye.
by The only Sigma October 2, 2024
Get the Cloudy Douchebagmug. Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
Get the Douchebagmug. by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020
Get the douchebagmug. A shallow, contemptible person (usually male) who, despite some financial means, is so insecure in himself that he requires validation from others of like mind. In fact, to the douchebag, keeping up with other douchebags is all-important, and the often live close to one another in douchey neighborhoods where they can easily seek attention from one another through ostentatious behavior and conspicuous possessions and disparage others of a less-douchey persuasion.
Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
by Uneasy Rider August 18, 2023
Get the douchebagmug. by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011
Get the Apprentice Douchebagmug. Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey
by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017
Get the douchebagmug. by yobaf March 1, 2011
Get the Douchebagmug.