ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 29, 2010

The Green Dong Dackers

The Best band ever

The Green Dong Dackers give me a boner

by The Green Dongs September 09, 2017

ding dong bitch

when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.

Brittany won't open her door...she is being such a ding dong bitch!

by Brittany, Queen of Portugal February 18, 2009

farang ding dong

A porn genre refering to Thai women who have received major breast augmentation surgery, courtesy of their generous boyfriends. Farang ding dong means "crazy foreigner".

The chicks on that farang ding dong site are outweighed by their own tits.

by Col. Cornholio August 27, 2006

ding ding dong

Another word for a man's "tra la la."

Gunther: Oh - you touch my tra la la! Mm - my ding ding dong!

by Nathaniel Jones November 14, 2005

dong juice

Ejaculate which does not contain mature sperm.

My 13 year old son couldn't have gotten her pregnant! He was just shootin dong juice!

by scbdd9015 December 23, 2013

dong nada

having a very small penis. almost non-existant.

We were getting hot and heavy, but when I reached down between his legs it was dong nada, so I faked diarreah and left.

by Lynda Loo November 13, 2007