by Yowassaaappppppp March 13, 2025

by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023

by monkeygirl31 March 8, 2021

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

by King Watson August 18, 2013

by oofydoofy May 9, 2018

Ding, derived from the word chav (chav- chaver -chaver ding- ding).
A tracksuit wearing cretin who roams the street in groups of 3 or more usually with a stolen bike. Often seen spitting or shouting. These species believe they are unbelievably hard and will attempt to start on you if you somehow gaze into their eyes for longer than 2 seconds.
Warning- never bring up their mother or cousin
A tracksuit wearing cretin who roams the street in groups of 3 or more usually with a stolen bike. Often seen spitting or shouting. These species believe they are unbelievably hard and will attempt to start on you if you somehow gaze into their eyes for longer than 2 seconds.
Warning- never bring up their mother or cousin
by Laz__ September 2, 2019
