Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
by laurab193 May 08, 2011
When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.
by Heyitsgalaxycreeper May 26, 2018
shivers caused by a woman's coldness due to her dieting (restricting her calorie intake to lose weight and/or become thinner). Dieting causes the metabolism to slow and therefore generate less heat, causing the dieter to shiver to keep warm.
Though the night was 80 degrees Fahrenheit, the model had diet shivers because she had been fasting for two days in preparation for a photo-shoot.
by wouldaben January 06, 2011
by tbww October 27, 2020
When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer December 01, 2021
A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.
Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
by johnpercivalhackworth December 09, 2022
After eating, using vomit inducing substances so that you don't have to use your fingers.
Can be used as a prank, or mainly by Bulimics who don't like poking their throats to puke.
"Chuck" comes from "Upchuck", to throw up.
Can be used as a prank, or mainly by Bulimics who don't like poking their throats to puke.
"Chuck" comes from "Upchuck", to throw up.
Have you seen donna? I heard she is on the chuck adkins diet.
Makes her body look TIGHT.
"What is the Chuck adkins diet? It's like the Atkins diet, except all calories in, all calories out, you get me?"
Makes her body look TIGHT.
"What is the Chuck adkins diet? It's like the Atkins diet, except all calories in, all calories out, you get me?"
by 1bob January 22, 2012