Cut the D

Orignially a football term - when a wide reciever goes out and needs to break away from a man defence, he needs to "cut the d."
Often used as a synonym for stop goofing around.

Cut the D man, you're 18. You shouldn't be spitting spit balls in class.

by AGordon October 16, 2005

friends for cut

Two friends who engage in sexual intercourse. They are friends for sex.

Girl: Hey, you want to be friends for cut?

Boy: Sure.

________________________

Man: Let's just be friends for cut...

Women: Sure.

by Kori Baker May 11, 2006

cut the cheese

when some one farts.

who cut the cheese

by porra6 August 28, 2008

bob cut

A haircut, generally found on soccer moms, that indicates the need to talk to the manager

That woman with the bob cut and her 3 sons asked to speak to the manager today.

by Jphizzle00 March 5, 2017

fresh cut

A youth who has recently become a skinhead.

The older skinheads gave the fresh cut a real good hazing. They poured beer all over him, and scuffed up his boots.

by Sluggo Skin September 23, 2008

paper cut

Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.

Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.

Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!

Definition 2:
Pimp 1: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?

by rajhe October 17, 2008

Cut Sick

To hit on or flirt with a member of the opposite sex.

Traditionally, males encouraged others to ‘cut sick’ by making a sawing motion on their wrist. This practice has suffered bastardisation, however, and when used now, frequently indicates an overweight female in the vicinity.

1. "Robert cut sick on Kate at Ryan’s Bar and maintains she was a lot smaller than size 16"

2. "Ivan was cutting sick on Rebecca and giving her body-boarding lessons at Freshwater Beach"

by The Gupta December 12, 2008