masti-cry

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.

Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.

by Careless1 March 5, 2015

Cum & Cry

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

by Fakeville May 5, 2019

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

crying in the booth

When one tries to rap but no strong points can be made. Mostly just a jumbled mismatch of shitty things that happened to them making for a downright depressing song or freestyles.

As Eminem once stated
"Nobody wants to hear a white boy crying in the booth..."

by Dabtillitslit February 12, 2023

I had a little cry

I had a little cry.

I had a little cry

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023

Crying

Water bending

Person 1. Are you crying?
Person 2. No, I'm just water bending

by Mysterious_H February 2, 2023

#cry

means Carlos Ray Yo.

an artist that had so much pain in his soul his heart cries nonstop for a love that was never there #cry

by BumStatusYo January 21, 2019