catch ya issue

when some one talks shit and you whoop their ass
When some one needs their ass kicked,and you give it to them!

Yeah I had to give him his issue
You bout to Catch Ya Issue Bruh!

by WeemsGirl February 27, 2011

Catch em' on the fuck up

When an opportunity for you comes up because someone else is "fucking up", so you take advantage of their screwing up.

Guy1: "Man, Captain Lew is screwing up... he's not doing his job or anything right for our program."
Guy2: "Dude you could totally get his rank AND Position if you catch em' on the fuck up."
Guy1: "Dude, i dont want to be a douche but you might be right... next time he messes up , ima pick that slack right up."

by KillaTrevo October 15, 2010

Catch Present

A present given from wife to husband at the birth of their child. It reciprocates the Push Present given from husband to wife. Named for husband's job to catch the baby on delivery. Gift should be double value in event of female child.

Wow, my friend just got a new car as a Catch Present from his wife. They had a daughter!

by Male push present January 2, 2012

catcher's mit

a girl so ugly her face looks like it has been hit with numerous baseballs, but thinks she is hot

that ugly bitch, she walks around like a catcher's mit

by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013

catch that dirt

To hear juicy gossip.
Alternatively, it could also be said after you say something shady to your friend or after you say something that others might be jealous of.

"Did you hear about Alicia getting caught with milkman?"
"Oh honey, catch that dirt!"

"Some of us aren't satisfied with being just a housewife and feel the need to use our brains. Catch that dirt."

"Marcia, I know you're not wearing last year's scarf while you're hanging out with me. Catch."

by bluneptune July 3, 2014

catch these ropes

A saying used immediately prior to a male oragasm climax whereas the male is hinting he is about to ejaculate strong white ropes of semen onto his female counterpart.

"Catch these ropes baby"

by Chaffystew March 19, 2017

Catchin a Fade

Threatening to knock someone out.

Yo, that dude is straight up catchin a fade if he doesn't stop talking out the side of his mouth.

by Dman4Life December 6, 2017