Parli-cool

When something is cool in the context of the British Political institution.

Person 1 "David Davis is making a statement today"
Person 2 "that's cool"
Person 3 "No! that's Parli-cool!"

by Marcos-is-lame March 30, 2017

cool smokes

The name your drunk friend gives you at 2am, when he thinks you're a cool stoner.

Hey Cool Smokes!

by B Diddy 420 October 8, 2017

cool bead

A righteous dude or dudette.

Man, he is a cool bead.

by FrizzyE June 3, 2017

Cool Shooter

A school shooters who everybody likes, even though he is shooting his admirers.

Jim: Holy shit was that gunfire?
Michael: Behind that corner I see him, he's got a gun!
Jim: Wait no its Alex, nevermind
Michael: Hey alex!
Alex: Hey, *shoots ak*
Jim: My arm! Oh alex, your such a cool shooter*dies*
Marina: Alex, will you be my boyfriend before you kill me?
Alex: Sure baby.

by Niggerbiologist69 February 18, 2018

Cool Kenny

The act of blowing cool air on one's asshole.

Ken gave her a cool kenny.

by hcallahan September 21, 2016

corny cool

Someone who doesn't believe he/she is cool, so overcompensates in ways to prove to others that they are; one who is excessively cute or cheesy in attempting to be cool

The graduate student wanted to fit in with a popular high schooler, so she acted corny cool by bringing jolly ranchers as a gift and giving lots of hugs.

by IEDP1234 September 6, 2016

Cool job.

When a person is giving fellatio with their mouth full of ice cubes.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday and Diana gave me a cool job.

by Reccaman July 30, 2016