cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

nose coma

When you smell way too many fragrances and your nose starts burning inside

Joe: "Dude I really don't want to go to the mall."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."

by Insomniate March 14, 2016

coffee coma

when u ain't u because coffee got u good and nigga gotta help u get back on game

deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees

by thug ass tamato March 15, 2016

burger coma

That nap you take after eating a real gormet burger.

I'm about to have a burger coma.

by JimmyJam007 August 23, 2016

blue Camaro

Any guy from age 13-21 who wears blue jeans. Very derogatory.

Please don't call me a blue Camaro. Call me a teenage guy with blue jeans.

by dangnuggets November 4, 2016

sexual coma

The act of sleeping for a long period of time after a sexual activity

yeah man the other night Jessica put me into a total sexual coma

by jessicaisagod May 16, 2016

Food coma

When you eat so much food that you are physically incapable of moving but at the same time you realize there really is no reason to

I have been on the couch in food coma for the past 2 hours because of those six steaks I ate at dinner.

by Tigerball78 May 22, 2017