Cool Shooter

A school shooters who everybody likes, even though he is shooting his admirers.

Jim: Holy shit was that gunfire?
Michael: Behind that corner I see him, he's got a gun!
Jim: Wait no its Alex, nevermind
Michael: Hey alex!
Alex: Hey, *shoots ak*
Jim: My arm! Oh alex, your such a cool shooter*dies*
Marina: Alex, will you be my boyfriend before you kill me?
Alex: Sure baby.

by Niggerbiologist69 February 18, 2018

Cool Kenny

The act of blowing cool air on one's asshole.

Ken gave her a cool kenny.

by hcallahan September 21, 2016

corny cool

Someone who doesn't believe he/she is cool, so overcompensates in ways to prove to others that they are; one who is excessively cute or cheesy in attempting to be cool

The graduate student wanted to fit in with a popular high schooler, so she acted corny cool by bringing jolly ranchers as a gift and giving lots of hugs.

by IEDP1234 September 6, 2016

Cool job.

When a person is giving fellatio with their mouth full of ice cubes.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday and Diana gave me a cool job.

by Reccaman July 30, 2016

Alright cool

What you say when your someone leaves you on seen

Person 1:hey
Person 2:.....
Person 1: alright cool

by Ieatblackkidsyt December 15, 2019

Cool Change

A term common among Australians, where the temperature drops in a particularly short period of time from scorching hot to nice and cool. It is often looked forward to during the 40 degree days if one is coming.

*45 degree day*
Eric: “Good news everyone! There’s a cool change coming at 5pm, reaching 21 degrees!”

by JohnDeacon January 3, 2020

Cool Earther

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that man-made climate change is a hoax made by rich lying Environmentalists to suppress the underfunded oil industry’s truth.

“I heard he was a Flat Earther...”

“Pretty much, Cool Earthers believe the UN, NASA, NOAA, the State Department, and 99% of the world’s scientists are paid to lie by Big Wind, and that only the Oil Lobby is telling the truth about Climate Change.”

“Wow, that makes Flat Earthers sound sensible in comparison”.

by BigNoisyChrisCooke January 29, 2020