by selkirksss February 29, 2020

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.
Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do
by Driano69 March 6, 2021

by UNKOWN6911084 November 25, 2016

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018

The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness
by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023

Person 1: *says their opinion*
Person 2: shut up
Person 3: like nobody cares
Person: 4 will report you
Person 1: I HOPE YALL CHOKE
Person 2: shut up
Person 3: like nobody cares
Person: 4 will report you
Person 1: I HOPE YALL CHOKE
by 2000NunuYassQueenSlay June 29, 2025
