Church Creep

A guy found at your local church who creeps around the parish trying to hook up with people, usually someone who has terrible social skills. Church creep can also be one of the pastors or councillors at your church, watch out for the church creep next time your at church.

Person1 Did you see Chris over there eyeing up the pastors wife and daughter?

Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.

by Anton H March 15, 2022

God church

Some dumb ass word that jake paul made up to describe how "amazing" his merch was selling.

And i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

by XxDarkCatKingxX January 4, 2018

Neon Church

A slang word for a “blow job” after being sodomized in the anus.

I pulled out of her ass and shoved it in her ass, my girlfriend enjoyed neon church this morning.

by Drugsbitch December 22, 2018

God Church

A word used by a mentally ill non-human youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded.

Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that provokes and loves to incite hate and racism. They truly do give Christians a bad name.

Westboro Baptist Church is sponsored by yours truly the prince of darkness, Lucifer.

by TheWhiteBowser July 21, 2016

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020

Churchill

The small town outside of Three Forks and Manhattan Montana. Created, populated and otherwise infested by the Dutch, who spend their countless hours of free-time eating and not exercising to increase the size of their asses, spreading rumors, and talking behind the backs of those NON-Dutch.

"I go to school in Churchill"
"So how many rumors have those Dutch fat-asses started about you in the last week?"
"About 17"

by brooks2534 February 9, 2009