counter strike

FPS game for people with shitty computers. Almost all of the players buy AWPs and kill other AWPers and teamwork is nonexistant. Wooooooo......

God damn awp bitch.....kill you with my KNIFE!

by lpmofo September 1, 2003

Chunt

A disrespectful, panty-touching plumber.

I returned home from a long day at work only to find a couple of chunts had their way with my panties. You were supposed to fix the tube faucet, chunts.

by deathclit July 26, 2016

Counter Strike

originally a free downloadable mod, but Valve bought out and charged people to buy. A game where you die even with full health and armour from a guy camping and sniping you from 2 miles away, it would be ok if he headshot you, but it seems 'Armour' in the game is a thin layer of paper that couldnt even protect you from a water pistol, then you have to wait the whole game until your faggy team mates capture/kill/whatever their objective. The whole point of a multyplayer game is to play, not wait 20 mins before you can respawn.

Oh and did i meantion wallhackers and hostile elitists? Counterstrike is just a breeding ground for obnoxious 12 year olds who think they can play online games, try UT or Quake 3 and prepare to get '0WN3D'

I hate Counter strike

by Ben2k9 July 31, 2008

Counter Blox

Bruh this game fucking sucks.
Only losers play this.

Counter blox is good.
I swear.

by Counter Blox May 23, 2018

chuntara

Is a Word to be use to define a mexican that has gold teeth, really dark skin from working in Oxnard, a torn shirt that hasn't been washed is 2 months,jeans that has holes in the crotch from scratching so much and pionty boots....another word for chuntara would be Nancy Rodriguez

My boo is a hot chuntara.

by Mai June 23, 2003

Count Mackula

The guy in the club who thinks he is the shit and tries to hit on everything with a pulse and/or a vagina.

Count Mackula has hit on every girl in here twice.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

Count Chocula

Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.

That Count Chocula goes hard... as shell.

by real tik tok January 17, 2011