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Butthole dreads

Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.
Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.
by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018
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Butthole-aholic

Someone who is always a butthole, especially when they know it bothers you.
Teacher- Why are you such a butthole-aholic?
Student- Because, it makes'em squirm!
by Kittycatkiller June 25, 2018
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"Man Jesse is a butthole!" said Selena.
by ky56 June 1, 2018
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Butthole

Guy 1: yo I tasted some sweet butthole this weekend you should really try some

Guy 2: sure dude
by My.account September 9, 2018
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Butthole Yoodler

When a person uses a cardboard tube from a finished wrapping paper roll to project ecstatic sounds, heat and moisture to another’s butthole. Other forms of cylindrical objects may be used but an authentic Butthole Yoodler uses holiday cheer to perk beloveds. Hence, wrapping paper rolls as first choice.
The moist, high pitch Butthole Yoodler echoed through the tube to amplify soft breaths and warm wishes on his butthole, just the way he liked it.
by Willowbee🌻 November 22, 2018
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Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018
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Butthole Balloonanitis

(Pronounced: butthole balloon-na-nye-tis) Another word for anal prolapse, which is when the inside of your rectum is hanging out of your anus and resembles deflated balloons (where it gets its name) or roast beef curtains.
The porn stars' anus was gaping so bad that they had butthole balloonanitis.

Dude, you might want to go to a doctor because your butthole balloonanitis looks like your whole rectum is falling out!
by Shittle Bits December 7, 2018
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