blonde

dumbass

“You’re a dumbass”
“It was just a blonde moment”
“They’re the same damn thing”

by simpslut April 16, 2020

Blonde moment

An act of doing something really stupid

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment

by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

Blonde Mop

A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.

My son is a blonde mop

by Wnciakgjwigje August 23, 2019

Dumb Blonde

A girl who is blonde and dumb and probably has no titties but a thick ass. Her name either starts with an H or ends with an A or maybe both.

God that girl is such a dumb blonde! She only passed english because she looked up the answers online!

by tittymaster69420 July 12, 2020

Dumb Blonde

A phrase created and mainly used by brunettes and gingers who got fed up with blondes 'stealing' their men.

"My husband won't stop looking at that woman. What a dumb blonde."

by JackyKelly December 28, 2019