Blake

All the girls like Blake’s he is a tall, with good hair ,with blue/green eyes cute with good personality, and has a 7 and a quarter inch peen ( which I’m pretty sure is smal ig) . And is fun to be around.
He is funny he must be a Blake.
by Huckle_Berry_34 December 22, 2019
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Blake a very attractive person who has a big shlong. He will love a very sexy woman that will love him back. If you do not have a Blake in your life you need to find one.
“Hey is that Blake” said freind
Girlfriend “Yeah he’s so hot
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When you try to kick a goal but miss either VERY badly or it just glances the goalposts.
Guy 1“OH MAN I JUST BLAKED THAT SHOT.”
Guy 2 “Man I hate when that happens bro.”
by Girlfriend repellent October 14, 2022
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girl #1: wow i really need a good bf
girl #2: you better go find you a blake, you know they’re always amazing!
by MB072521 October 16, 2021
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Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.
Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"
by Hym Iam May 02, 2025
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Blake is a majestic man who moggs all over the wimen and gas lights them into making them piss into draws. Blake can not stop puling the wimen when he pulls out that magical celery stick and yams it whenever wherever. He is known for his continuous threesomes with his marvelous comrad fezual willy who cant keep himself together and requires assistance from Blake in almost every aspect of his life.
Blake loves men.
by Blake loves men March 10, 2024
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I have a Blake
by February 24, 2023
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