bird flu

The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.

White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."

by T Wade November 5, 2005

yard bird

A soldier(or Marine, Sailor, et cetera) in the Army(or Navy, et cetera) assigned to menial tasks such as janitorial duty or landmine disposal.

Hey! Yardbird! Clean my boots! Damnit!

by ChickenFriedKitten June 14, 2004

Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.

Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."

(5 minutes later)

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"

Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)

Student: (runs into the classroom)

Professor: "you JUST made it!"

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

bird feeder

A method of consumption of beer. The "feeder" attaches a fish hook to a ceiling and attaches some floss. The other end of the floss is strung onto a tab of an unopened beer can. The "feeder" then winds up the beer repeatedly and opens the tab while still holding the beer. The "feeder" then has the "bird" hold the beer. The "bird" then punctures the beer in a shotgunning motion, creating a circular stream of beer onto the "bird". IMPORTANT: The "bird" must flap his/her wings and follow the spinning circle of beer.

Zach: Colin and Bob lost in pong. They have to do a bird feeder.

by Zenzilla December 11, 2009

Bird Flap

Fat guy's belly below his belt (similar to Bunt or Crotch Belly)

That dude's belt is pushing down his bird flap

by Joe Carott December 23, 2008

the hairy bird

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)

Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.

by Annariia March 15, 2008

Big Bird

It is the pimp yellow bird from sesame street.
It can also be mainly be described as any kind of mutlipurpose helicopters. Though they may be big the big birds have no chance of taking on a little bird helicopter.

I flew my big bird yesterday and I almost died from the helicopter fight but I survived cuz my big bird is tough

by Boobsky November 1, 2006