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App Battle

When two people whip out their smart phones and compare their recently downloaded apps in an attempt to determine which person has the coolest app. Usually done between someone owning an iPhone and an Android phone since there is a heated rivalry between the two mobile OSes. The only way an app battle ends is when one of the two participants battery runs out or the people around them get annoyed and leave.
Bro: "Hey check out this awesome new app i got yesterday. Only cost me 99 cents."

Me: "Not bad. Not bad. But i got this guy (officially the worlds coolest app) last week for free.

Bro: "Thats alright i guess. Look at this this one though! You shoot birds at these pig dudes"

Me: ಠ_ಠ

And thusly the app battle began
by J Angus December 16, 2011
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on the battlefield

Meaning "Where is really counts", because during battle is the time where one's actions are best measured.
On the battlefield, your wife and kids don't mean shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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prepare for battle

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')
hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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Battle Mode

The process of putting all the windscreen wipers up right on a car.

Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.

You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.
Person 1: Oh, look its XXX's car
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*
by Fork in the Road May 9, 2009
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battled

1. When your beasting it on some Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 and you kill someone at close range and you get a CQB point.

2. After you have rough sex and you cum excessivelly all on her face or when you have a orgy and all the guys cum in her face.
1. (shotgun shot) " Nigga you just got battled"

2. Girl: "Omg you cum feels sooo good"

Boy: " Bitch you just got battled"
by D Master 05 May 25, 2009
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old battle axe

One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.
Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.
by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017
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battle axe

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!
by goosenard June 30, 2006
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