Hallmark Moment

A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.

"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"

"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."

by juliett May 19, 2009

tard moment

A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.

dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.

by trammyman lol September 14, 2007

Fuck Moment

A moment where you're just like, "Fuck."

You're car won't start because it's -10F and the snot is frozen in you nose and you can't feel your fingers and you're already running late so you're just like, "Fuck."

That is a Fuck Moment

by teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$ December 8, 2009

Sputnik moment

The point at which circumstance reveals unambiguously the need to change.

After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.

by m0llusk October 28, 2006

Patrick Moment

A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!

Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.

Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?

Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023

Jerry Moment

When unexpected and unexplained drama happens and/or
All hell broke loose.

Reference to the Jerry Springer show.

"I couldn't answer my phone because I was in the middle of a Jerry moment"

by backwardview March 31, 2009

Ahmod moment

When you confuse someone so hard, they question their existence.

Your friend: Hi
You: we are related to apple trees.
Your friend: not this again.....
You: Ahmod moment

by BigM4122 March 4, 2022